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Subject: Famous Quotes
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mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:08am
100s of interesting quotes from interesting people! *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:18am
Behind every gr8 man is a woman rolling her eyes! Jim Carrey *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:26am
How many ppl here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philps *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:28am
Im not afraid of death, i just dont want to be here when it happens. woody Allen *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:38am
I dont need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:42am
I feel sorry for people who dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day! Frank Sinatra *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:45am
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Woody Allen *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:50am
I have a love interest in everyone of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:54am
I love mickey mouse more than any woman i have ever known. Walt Disney *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 08:59am
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 09:08am
My theory is that all scottish cuisine is based on a dare. Mike Myers *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 09:12am
My mother was against me being an actress - until i introduced her to Frank Sinatra. Angie d*ckinson *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 09:18am
One picture is worth 1000 denials. Ronald Reagan *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 03:06pm
A s*x symbol becomes a thing, i just hate to be a thing. Marilyn Monroe *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 03:12pm
A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defence than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom. Martin Luther King Jnr *
mrdavid 23.06.11 - 03:16pm
Boxing is a lot of white men watching 2 black men beat each other up. Muhammad Ali *
mrdavid 5.09.11 - 08:49pm
You Know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terrorism! George W Bush *
mrdavid 5.09.11 - 09:04pm
Our enemys are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we! George W Bush *
mrdavid 12.09.11 - 08:56pm
To be a great champion you must believe your the best. If your not, pretend you are. Muhammad Ali *
mrdavid 18.10.11 - 10:50am
If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?
[Billy Connolly] *
mrdavid 18.10.11 - 10:57am
The Great Thing About Glasgow Is If Theres A Nuclear Attack It'l Look Exactly The Same Afterwards [Billy Connolly] *
mrdavid 20.10.11 - 06:49pm
A word to the wise aint neccessary - its the stupid ones that need the advice [Bill Cosby] *
mrdavid 20.10.11 - 06:53pm
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so than when you yell the name will carry [Bill Cosby] *
mrdavid 20.10.11 - 06:56pm
Electricity is really just organized lightning [George Carling] *
mrdavid 20.10.11 - 07:45pm
Your worst enemy could be your best friend, and your best friend your worst enemy [Bob Marley] *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 04:37pm
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband A Woman Can Have. The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her
Agatha Christie *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 04:47pm
As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices, Take It Or Leave It
Buddy Hackett *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 05:05pm
Dont Forget Mother's Day, Or As They Call It In Beverly Hill's, Dad's Third Wife Day
Jay Leno *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 05:22pm
I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. Trouble Is, It Was My Own
Les Dawson *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 05:39pm
It Is Easy For Me To Love Myself, But For Ladies To Do It Is Another Question Altogether
Johnny Vegas *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 06:29pm
Television Has Brought Back Murder Into The Home, Where It Belong's
Alfred Hitchc*ck *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 07:20pm
TV Is Chewing Gum For The Eyes
Frank Lloyd Wright *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 07:41pm
It's Not True I Had Nothing On, I had The Radio On
Marilyn Monroe *
mrdavid 1.04.12 - 07:49pm
Be Not Afraid Of Greatness: Some Are Born Great, Some Achieve Greatness, And Some Have Greatness Thrust Upon Them
William Shakespeare *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:12pm
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:13pm
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:14pm
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are c*cksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:15pm
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
- Charlton Heston (1924-2008) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:16pm
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.
- Robert Pirsig (1948-) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:17pm
Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.
- Saint Thomas More (1478-1535) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:18pm
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:18pm
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine (354-430) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:19pm
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:20pm
You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
- Leon Trotsky (1879-1940) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:21pm
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:21pm
We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins (1941-) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:22pm
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola (1840-1902) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:23pm
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:27pm
I'll moider da bum.
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:28pm
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) *
mrdavid 20.11.12 - 11:30pm
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) *
